The Replacement

Mike McNamara

Abe Stagsen / President Abe / Bartender

Cecilee Von Rhea

Tina #1 / Tina #2

Kylan Conroy

Shannon

Jeff Garretson

Alpha Punk

Joe Mastrino

Creepy Punk

James Hatten

Huge Punk

David Stobbe

Abe Stand-In

Dan Flannery

Congressman

Jennifer Jelsema

Jeanette

Victor Holstein

Doctor

Jennefer Folsom

Talk-Show Host

Harold Dennis

Talk-Show Guest #1

Patrick Zielinski

Talk-Show Guest #2

Puja Mohindra

Clone Spokesperson

Daniel Kempf

Clinic Original #1

Dan Kim

Clinic Original #2

Priya Patel

Clinic Original #3

Justin Heine

Clinic Original #4

Adeel Chowdry

Abandoned Original

Rana Khan

Pedestrian #1